The Magic Anons are not that bad!

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merciful—death:

They turned Nicolas into a cat.

One of them wanted to turn me into a cat, but they misjudged the spectrum of my emotions.

I fail to see how they are ‘not that bad.’

I can see why you wouldn’t like them. They have a sense of humor that’s just beyond your level. Yes they turned him into a cat. A talking cat. They turned me into a dog. A talking dog. This is funny!

They made me horny with no foreseen end. -shrugs- I don’t know how I feel about that..

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Look at this song I found!

because Master Lestat is horny and it’s funny

……I hate you right now… -glares-

-hugs- I’m sorry!  Please don’t hate me, Master Lestat!

-glares- I don’t really hate you, Derpy…. this is just….very inconvenient for me. Everything reminds me of Louis and just damn…

I feel really bad now… is there anything that can make it go away?  I could go to the store for you!

Well, sex would help. But I’m not going to ask that of you, Derpy. That would be rude of me. I can manage, I suppose. I don’t know if any item at the store would help me, Derpy.  Unless Louis is at the store.

Really?  People make medicine for everything these days… -laughs- I could check!  You never know!

I don’t think anything would work, Derpy. Not on me, at least. -laughs- Well, by all means…go check if he’s at the store.

The store’s closed ; _ ;  I forget that we have an abnormal schedule…

Even Wal-Mart? What is the world coming to?

Going to bed horny and alone.

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Look at this song I found!

because Master Lestat is horny and it’s funny

……I hate you right now… -glares-

-hugs- I’m sorry!  Please don’t hate me, Master Lestat!

-glares- I don’t really hate you, Derpy…. this is just….very inconvenient for me. Everything reminds me of Louis and just damn…

I feel really bad now… is there anything that can make it go away?  I could go to the store for you!

Well, sex would help. But I’m not going to ask that of you, Derpy. That would be rude of me. I can manage, I suppose. I don’t know if any item at the store would help me, Derpy.  Unless Louis is at the store.

Really?  People make medicine for everything these days… -laughs- I could check!  You never know!

I don’t think anything would work, Derpy. Not on me, at least. -laughs- Well, by all means…go check if he’s at the store.

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Look at this song I found!

because Master Lestat is horny and it’s funny

……I hate you right now… -glares-

-hugs- I’m sorry!  Please don’t hate me, Master Lestat!

-glares- I don’t really hate you, Derpy…. this is just….very inconvenient for me. Everything reminds me of Louis and just damn…

I feel really bad now… is there anything that can make it go away?  I could go to the store for you!

Well, sex would help. But I’m not going to ask that of you, Derpy. That would be rude of me. I can manage, I suppose. I don’t know if any item at the store would help me, Derpy.  Unless Louis is at the store.

askderpylee-stat:

askthebratprince:

askderpylee-stat:

Look at this song I found!

because Master Lestat is horny and it’s funny

……I hate you right now… -glares-

-hugs- I’m sorry!  Please don’t hate me, Master Lestat!

-glares- I don’t really hate you, Derpy…. this is just….very inconvenient for me. Everything reminds me of Louis and just damn…

askderpylee-stat:

Look at this song I found!

because Master Lestat is horny and it’s funny

……I hate you right now… -glares-

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MASTER LESTAT!!! -clings- There’s this fox here and she talks and for some reason she scares me but she’s been really nice so far! Do you know her?

-pats head- So the talking scares you? Er, can’t…

I miss him, oddly enough. I miss our arguing and hilarious banter. I even miss fighting him off Louis, which is really strange. -shrugs- Yes, they did. I am handling it. Thankfully, none of my past lovers are around. Otherwise, I’d be in some serious trouble right now.

-teary eyed- I-I miss not feeling awkward because he’s engaged, haha~

Don’t tell him I said that!

-laughs- Goodness, Master Lestat!  I’m going to have to watch out for you until Master Louis gets home!  At which point I’ll probably take the boys and Berry out for ice cream!

And the movies… twice probably. -giggles-

-hugs, hoping to make him feel better- Oh, I won’t. Your secret’s safe with me.

I suppose you will, because in all honesty, if I saw someone I once loved right now I would jump their bones before they could even get out a “hello.” It’s really that bad, and it’s partly Louis’ fault. The man’s been such a tease lately…not that I don’t like that, but then he just tells me no, and it’s not okay…-sighs, tapping his foot to distract himself from his thoughts-

I’m sure they’d love that. Twice? -chuckles- What are you planning?

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MASTER LESTAT!!! -clings- There’s this fox here and she talks and for some reason she scares me but she’s been really nice so far! Do you know her?

-pats head- So the talking scares you? Er, can’t…

I miss him, oddly enough. I miss our arguing and hilarious banter. I even miss fighting him off Louis, which is really strange. -shrugs- Yes, they did. I am handling it. Thankfully, none of my past lovers are around. Otherwise, I’d be in some serious trouble right now.